My almost nine year old son asked his mother yesterday, “What do you pee out of?”
Mother: I don’t have a penis.
Then he demanded, “Let me see it!”
"Don’t you miss having a penis?"
"You need to shave down there, that’s disscusting."
Mother: Daddy has hair down there and you will too,
Son: He should shave it too.
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3rd grader, "I’ve got lead in my eye, I’ve got a pencil in my eye, I’m going to die!"
He did not have pencil in his eye, pencils are not really made of lead, he did not die.
1 comment:
Dude, the 9yr old is killing me - first the baby-killing tampons, now this.
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